I like Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Of Monsters and Men, Imagine Dragons, Most Popular Girls in School, and of course, Jennifer Lawrence. I love almost all music and playing guitar, but I just reblog anything that catches my attention. You should follow me and be my friend, just saying.
I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
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*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
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put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry
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if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
(Source: oshead, via sluttyteenwolf)
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
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